Avengers Fortress 2
oh my god
yes
IT’S BACK
this is like, my favorite thing ever
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how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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WAS NOT SOUND OF PROGRESS AT ALL!
Medic: Vhat he doesn’t know however is zat replacing his heart saved him from an early grave. He isn’t avare of it, but his incredible size is from a pituitary condition. His old heart vould have given out from zhe strain of trying to pump blood through his massive body before he even turned 50.
But zhat can be our little secret. What zhe Heavy doesn’t know, von’t hurt him.
((I felt bad that I was unable to post regularly for what seems like a long time for me. I won’t start posting everyday again because it’s too draining, but I think you guys who have stuck around deserve a big post for putting up with it all. Even though I think this post is pretty much a let down and the first of many letdowns, but it’s what came to mind nonetheless.))
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scuse you i know for a fact that his shirt is really spiffy
so no one is gonna mention the hat
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this is the most perfect thing i have ever seen
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Q:Alginuresis means painful urination and it's what I named my pet. He's an ass though, I read him a book and he was all like "ugh, this book is so boring!"
Trust me, if my name meant painful urination, everything would be boring to me.







